These Boobs Taken by a Crazy Husband Don’t Touch My T-Shirt!
If you have not already guessed, this shirt is about a crazy husband who took those huge boobies that were left as a result of multiple births and just did something to them. You can probably guess what he did; he had a little titty chat with some lady friend over the Internet and then took those big nasty boobies and got rid of them one by one. But his wife did not know because she is blind. It took some time but eventually she saw everything and when she did, she demanded that their children be taken away from him and no one was able to defend him because he was covered with these horrid monsters called boobies.
What better way to let your wife know that she is the only wife in the world because she can have these monsters taken off her husband? The shirt is very funny and it has some great slogans on it. It says things like “these boobies taken by a crazy Husband don’t touch my T-Shirt”, “Husbands are stupid enough to get boobies, they should get rid of them before I get them” and other things. You will definitely be embarrassed by seeing these things printed on your shirt and you will probably start wearing it in secret to make sure nobody finds out how you are wearing it. You will not be the only crazy Husband out there who took his shirt off at the pool or while doing some exercises. The message that you are sending across is very loud and clear and nobody is going to misunderstand what you are trying to say because of your shirt.
This shirt is very comfortable and it allows you to do many different types of exercises while you are at home by yourself. It also allows you to cover up those huge bulges whenever you go out somewhere public. Not only do you get to stand out in a very loud and clear way by wearing this shirt, but you also get to show your wife some cleavage too without her knowing. It is like taking out some of the pain of maternity and giving yourself some credit. She will love it.